A priest was walking down the street one day when he noticed a little boy trying to press a doorbell.

The boy was very small, and the doorbell was too high for him to reach. He was jumping up and

stretching trying to hit the bell, but he was just too short. The priest was watching the little boy and

decided to help him. He walked up behind him, put his hands on his shoulders and gently lifted up

the little boy. He rang the doorbell and the priest asked, "Alright then, what do we do now?"

The priest was expecting the little boy to say "Thank you."

He was surprised when the boy shouted, "RUN!"

Googly finds a sandwich with two red wires sticking out of it.

He phones the police and says, "Bejesus, I've found a sandwich that looks like a bomb".
The operator asks, "Is it tickin'?"